First, LA needed some gifted, genetically blessed thespians. And so, it was flooded by Australians. Eventually, we needed to find a way to feed them. And so, we were flooded by Australian pie joints.

Many, many years ago, after the waters of the great flood covered the whole land and then receded, there lived a man named Ridjimiraril in the place we now call the Northern Territory in Australia. He ...