As I contemplate my impending RETIREMENT -- and then, apparently, immediate old age and senility -- there are things I know I will never do again, and I am thrilled about most of them! (And weepy ...

Bet you never expected to see me in this space again! Me either! On the other hand, a lot of unexpected -- and exciting and weird and delightful -- things have happened since I "retired." Maybe the ...

I WAS BORN: Oct. 29, 2006, in St. Mary's Medical Center. MY PARENTS ARE: Michael and Serena Brown of Duluth. MY SIBLINGS ARE: TaKota, 7; and Lyndie, 2. MY GRANDPARENTS ARE: Linda McCauley, Lyle ...