Add Yahoo as a preferred source to see more of our stories on Google. Rodney Dangerfield performing stand-up. Rodney Dangerfield used to claim that, all his life, he never got any respect at all. Well ...

While celebrating Rodney Dangerfield's birthday, a few of our favorite jokes came to mind. One of the comedy legend's all-time greats was: “When I was born, I was so ugly, the doctor slapped my mother ...