I think we need to hold an intervention for 2003's "Underworld" sequel, "Underworld: Evolution." Someone needs to sit this movie down and say, "Look, we get that you're dark, we get that you're ...

LOS ANGELES - In a nondescript building in Burbank, Calif., a corpse with its head sliced in two reclines on a table. Overhead, a fleshy victim with mottled skin hangs upside down, forever suspended ...