Detective Prick Peckard has been called to exclusive restaurant, El Refugio del Rico,. Someone has stolen the wheel of genuine moo cow cheese that Mayor Duchamp was using for a fundraising drive. With ...
OK…who cut the cheese? Whether you’re in a crowded elevator or a quiet movie theater, the unmistakable scent of methane in the room can be a real social faux pas ...
Sheriff’s deputies want to know who cut the cheese. And the meat, too. In what seems to be the latest in a rash of crimes against meat, an employee at a Foothills Safeway reported a man with a knife ...