Imagine that you’re taking an evening stroll in the woods. All of a sudden, you spot a flash of color and two glowing eyes.

But unlike her human namesake, she has never released an album, worn a meat dress or demanded a nude life-size doll with pink fluffy pubic hair. She is, after all, an 18-year-old albino carpet python.

Lady Gaga the albino carpet python retires this Sunday after 17 years delighting visitors at Territory Wildlife Park with her “blonde and fabulous” presence. Find out who her replacement will be. But ...