“Do I Suck?” is MetalSucks’ new Wednesday column, reporting on the scene’s burning AITA questions.
That bullshit wouldn’t be happening if they were playing Stryper during the morning announcements, I’ll tell you that much.
Hello, again! It’s Smokey Goretooth back with another “Do I Suck?,” MetalSucks’ version of “Am I The Asshole?” where we take real life horror stories and bring them to our readers to decide if the OP ...
Being the Gob of metal, I keep my claw on the pulse of my industry, but when I read that one of the most popular genres amongst the younger generation wasn’t new music but NU music. I was GOBSMACKED.
It was quiet this week – too quiet. It makes my job all the more difficult, and doesn’t anyone ever consider my job, or me? I am Rigor Morrissey, afterall. With little to report on, there are few ...
Do I Suck For…Wanting To Replace My Bandmate In His Own Band Because He’s Going To Jail For A While?
Hello, again! Smokey Goretooth here bringing you a new “Do I Suck?,” MetalSucks’ version of “Am I The Asshole?” where we take real life horror stories and bring them to our readers to decide if the OP ...
Because there is absolutely nothing worth celebrating this Labor Day weekend, why not at least make a little bit of noise to drown out the sound of the festivities that really shouldn’t be happening ...
Alright, I’ve completely given up hope that MetalSucks is going to assign me a good goddamn album to review. They’re just going to keep pitching yesterday’s partially digested release in my direction, ...
In previous articles, I have really been trying to go more think piece, less stink piece, but maybe it’s time for this gob to break the label of being some new, green journalist; it’s time for ...
MondaySucks is MetalSucks brand new weekly column on Mondays, written by your favorite goblin comedian, John Goblikon. For years, battles have been waged inside the music world: Pop vs. Rock’n’roll, ...
Of all the things we clown on Florida for, and trust, there’s no shortage of material, a big one is their weather. Said weather had the damn audacity to interrupt Poppy, and subsequently get her set ...
For the first time in six years, U.K. genre-agnostics Loathe are releasing a brand new, full-length studio effort titled A Stranger To You. Set to release on July 17, the album’s first single ...
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