This just in—Carnival Cruise Lines has a new priority boarding group and it is strictly for reptiles over ten feet long. The gators are walking up that gangway with zero luggage and zero hesitation while the paying customers run for their lives. Imagine paying thousands for a balcony suite only to have your vacation cancelled by a swamp invasion. The captain blowing the horn is doing absolutely nothing; these gators are locals and they don't care about noise. The ship has been commandeered. #new