“My marriage has always been shaky. The day I got married, that was a beauty. Everybody was crying. During the ceremony, her mother cried. All the way to the hotel, my wife cried. She got undressed, I cried.” | Rodney Dangerfield

My Five Wives - Apple TV

“My wife and I, we never have sex. We get undressed, we can’t stop laughing.” | Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney twisting and shouting all the way back to school. 🎶 | Rodney Dangerfield