“Hey, you scratched my anchor!” ⚓ | Rodney Dangerfield

“In my neighborhood there’s always problems. On my block there’s a beautiful children’s zoo. Last week four kids escaped.” | Rodney Dangerfield

“I tell ya, all I meet is wiseguys. I checked into a hotel, I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He started to feel up my wife.” | Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney twisting and shouting all the way back to school. 🎶 | Rodney Dangerfield