FBI Confirms Armored BMW Purchase for Director’s Security The FBI has confirmed Director Kash Patel approved taxpayer-funded armored BMW X5s so he can move around “less conspicuously.” Because nothing screams background character like a chauffeured, bulletproof luxury SUV. Officials say the choice saved money compared to other armored options. Still, Americans are asking how “America First” somehow parked itself in German engineering. #CodeBlueInAmerica #OGMNews #TaxpayerMoney #FBI #PoliticalSat